he just became like 50% carrot
Halloween tip / Breaking Bad Marathon serving idea
congratulations you just taught a whole website how to scam meth addicts in to buying fake meth A+
Only on Tumblr could you find advice on being buried alive in the same post as advice on cereal dust.
So daft I had to post
The cursed pirate of the seas?? I can roll with it
the dark troll of the east
The Savage Mermaid of the Forest
they’d never see me coming in a forest
The Wicked Vampire of the Night
The Blue Elf of the East. lol so intimidating.
The white worrier of the seas
The White Queen of the Night. Me likey
the blue giant of the east, sounds pretty cool tho
The wicked dwarf of the night… k.
The Blue Ogre of the Seas
mine sounds rather accurate though. pretty much goes all together. the blue serpent of the sea
The blue dwarf “of the forest”
The blue serpent of the shadows
I literally crave affection. It’s not about sex. I crave somebody to cuddle with me, and to lay their head on my lap. I crave kisses, holding hands and running my thumb across theirs. Just looking at someone and thinking “how did I get this lucky”.