Sammy

shingekinokyojinheaven:

he just became like 50% carrot

lesbomancer:

viekastv:

Halloween tip / Breaking Bad Marathon serving idea

congratulations you just taught a whole website how to scam meth addicts in to buying fake meth A+

fertile-mind-seeks-water:

 

gerththedamned:

sunsetsinfastforward:

Only on Tumblr could you find advice on being buried alive in the same post as advice on cereal dust.

So daft I had to post

forbiddenfruta:

wowza-wowzers:

fakouu:

mdixon500:

pumpkaboogie:

corporate-badass-asami-sato:

hetahomestuckgirl:

deformed-frogs:

altararess:

kaguranzu:

rashaka:

toothless-targaryen:

The cursed pirate of the seas?? I can roll with it

the dark troll of the east

The Savage Mermaid of the Forest
oooooh
they’d never see me coming in a forest

The Wicked Vampire of the Night

The Blue Elf of the East. lol so intimidating. 

The white worrier of the seas

The White Queen of the Night. Me likey

the blue giant of the east, sounds pretty cool tho

The wicked dwarf of the night… k.

The Blue Ogre of the Seas

mine sounds rather accurate though. pretty much goes all together. the blue serpent of the sea


The blue dwarf “of the forest”

The blue serpent of the shadows

forbiddenfruta:

wowza-wowzers:

fakouu:

mdixon500:

pumpkaboogie:

corporate-badass-asami-sato:

hetahomestuckgirl:

deformed-frogs:

altararess:

kaguranzu:

rashaka:

toothless-targaryen:

The cursed pirate of the seas?? I can roll with it

the dark troll of the east

The Savage Mermaid of the Forest

oooooh

they’d never see me coming in a forest

The Wicked Vampire of the Night

The Blue Elf of the East. lol so intimidating. 

The white worrier of the seas

The White Queen of the Night. Me likey

the blue giant of the east, sounds pretty cool tho

The wicked dwarf of the night… k.

The Blue Ogre of the Seas

mine sounds rather accurate though. pretty much goes all together. the blue serpent of the sea

The blue dwarf “of the forest”

The blue serpent of the shadows

I literally crave affection. It’s not about sex. I crave somebody to cuddle with me, and to lay their head on my lap. I crave kisses, holding hands and running my thumb across theirs. Just looking at someone and thinking “how did I get this lucky”.

forbiddenfruta:

randomdeinonychus:

catsbeaversandducks:

"Stop taking pictures and get me out of here, you damn human!"

"She hasn’t figured out I’m here yet!"

Plot twist , the snake suddenly sees the frog as a baked chicken.